ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

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WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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26 Tips For Being Funny And Making Someone’s Day

ohlovequotes:

#1 Be sarcastic

You were either already born a sarcastic baby, or you weren’t. Being sarcastic is like having that extra “umph”. Being funny is one thing, but having that extra “twang” of sarcasm can up your game, as it can lead to a bit of playful flirting. Having sarcasm goes hand-in-hand with having some of that desired Louis CK wit. Make sure you’re not too sarcastic though, you don’t want to come off as rude or mean!

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